Nonsense Rhymes

Send us your nonsense rhymes just like the ones Sludgebucket sings. Every month the ones that make us laugh the loudest will go on our ‘riddles, rhymes and mysterical times’ board. Here is one that Hobbler Tipp made up but if you can make a funnier one then don’t forget to send it!

‘There was an old man called Cragdooly
Who came from the town of Swigooly.
By the light of the moon he would sing and then jig disturbing the animals and also the pigs!’      

Until one sleepless night the Professor declared…
‘Peace and quiet must return to our Hobbledown air!’
So with his top hat in place he started to chase,
noisy Cragdooly back home to Swigooly!!

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